Cancer June 21 – July 23

(Element: Fired) Your autobiography Setting the Remainder Bin Straight will go down as well as your 238-page political suicide note Immunisation: Is it Worth the Risk?

A mysterious stranger is once again entering your life. You are haunted by his words. He prophesied that your orbit would be incompatible with Success. You indeed have never been very successful at orbiting close to that star system.

My powers tell me that your autobiography will leave as much of a ripple as your low-energy power grab for the NSW Labor leadership on the basis that you “bagsed it”. Your dominant planet Opportunism is moving into the constellation of Last Gasp.

There is only one way for you to truly sparkle, Sparkles: go and grab a steak and a glass of red.

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